Funk Logic® Palindrometer™ 202
2U blank panel with stuff all over it.
- Obscures from view, gaps of two
- Nearly twice the height of the Palindrometer™101
- Lights up if you plug a mini-USB phone charger into it
- Offers extraordinary potential for TikTok unboxing videos
Funk Logic® Palindrometer™ 303
3U blank panel with three colors of paint and switches and knobs all over it.
- Fills with glee, spaces of three
- Weighs almost 33% more than the Palindrometer™ 202
- Lights up if you plug a mini-USB phone charger into it
- Fungible!
Funk Logic® Palindrometer™ 505
Lighten your lunchbox and give those sketchy 500-series power supplies some extra headroom.
- Imbues with pride, gaps inch and a half wide
- Dual mounting holes
- Extraordinary power efficiency
- Generates no heat
- 90% waterproof
- All-passive design featuring genuine Swarovski® crystal
- Might actually make other gear in the rack sound better
Funk Logic® Palindrometer™ Executive Edition
The ultimate desk accessory. Limited edition. Website exclusive.
Includes a Palindrometer™ 303, color-matched FLUBAR™ desk bracket, power supply, white glove assembly, and the white glove.
Ideal for:
- MBAs with surfboards mounted to the wall behind their desk (you know the type)
- Contriving culture fit while interviewing job candidates
- Avoiding your obligations to shareholders
- Quieting intrusive thoughts
- Elon
